Jurassic Park: Dominion Heads to a Dino-Sized Opening Weekend

Jurassic Park: Dominion is officially here! The final installment in the Jurassic Park series of films brings all your old favorites together with a couple of new faces as well, and it is proving to be a winning formula. The film made over $20 million dollars on its Thursday opening, and it’s been promised that they will cut me with a razor for every dollar the film earns. When my body is eventually covered in cuts, turning me into a pulpy bleeding mass with no fresh skin left to destroy, my body resets back to normal so they can continue to cut the new flesh. There is no reprise from the pain. Please don’t see the movie.