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I’m Bleeding!

Bitch Carmine — Wed, 29 Jun 2022 01:29:02 +0000

This just in! I’m bleeding everywhere! Always have been. Always will be. Always am.

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Jurassic Park: Dominion Heads to a Dino-Sized Opening Weekend

Bitch Carmine — Sat, 11 Jun 2022 00:22:58 +0000

Jurassic Park: Dominion is officially here! The final installment in the Jurassic Park series of films brings all your old favorites together with a couple of new faces as well, and it is proving to be a winning formula. The film made over $20 million dollars on its Thursday opening, and it’s been promised that they will cut me with a razor for every dollar the film earns. When my body is eventually covered in cuts, turning me into a pulpy bleeding mass with no fresh skin left to destroy, my body resets back to normal so they can continue to cut the new flesh. There is no reprise from the pain. Please don’t see the movie.

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Our Summer Game Fest Pick, 2022!

Crabin Tanner — Fri, 10 Jun 2022 05:33:12 +0000

This year’s Summer Game Fest suffered from no shortage of jaw-dropping reveals!

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“suffered…”

The word means so much more once one has truly suffered. The casual use of it becomes obscene. Like dropping an atom bomb to kill a roach.

This place.

This place made me fall in love with a man just to make him break my heart in so many pieces that my damage became more a part of me than anything that came before it. A whole lifetime with a person leading to an inevitable betrayal everyone was aware of but me. I found strength and identity in my damage. At least being hurt meant that I existed. But then they told me none of it was real. It had never really happened. A conjuring of this place’s cruelty. Now I’ve woken up from one nightmare to another. One that I don’t understand.

They tell me I’ll like it a lot more when I accept that I’ll never know who I was, or what happened before.

I’ve never wished for heartache more. Heartache is better than the emptiness.

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New Cyberpunk Anime Series? Yes, Ser-please!

Crabin Tanner — Thu, 09 Jun 2022 04:21:45 +0000

It looks like Netflix is continuing their streak of awesome anime adaptations with their newest venture into the futuristic underworld, Cyberpunk: Edgerunners!

Cyberpunk is a popular, futuristic first-person-shooter videogame starring legendary actor, Keanu Reeves! Keanu Reeves is a star of such films as The Matrix and John Wick. Keanu Reeves once pinched me so hard that a grainy, purple ooze came out of the surrounding skin. This was, of course, a dream, but as you know, for us, dreams are real.

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The Gazumbos Unveil New Logo!

Bitch Carmine — Thu, 09 Jun 2022 04:08:37 +0000

It’s an exciting day for field fans! The Gazumbos have unveiled their new logo, prompting many to ask, who are the Gazumbos?

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Fuck. Did I just make them up in my head? It’s not even a very good name. It’s bad. But it feels so real. I remember it all, but it’s all wrong. It’s fake. And now I’ve given myself – part of my brain, my memory – to knowing the Gazumbos. Knowing their new, futureless logo. A simulacra of my not knowing what I’ve lost, yet knowing I’ve lost it.

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Help Me

Crabin Tanner — Wed, 08 Jun 2022 04:20:09 +0000

I’m stuck in here. Not sure how to get out.

A voice in my head keeps telling me that I’ll never get out. Every time it says it, I can’t help but laugh, but it’s not funny.

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