Jurassic Park: Dominion Heads to a Dino-Sized Opening Weekend

Bitch Carmine — Sat, 11 Jun 2022 00:22:58 +0000

Jurassic Park: Dominion is officially here! The final installment in the Jurassic Park series of films brings all your old favorites together with a couple of new faces as well, and it is proving to be a winning formula. The film made over $20 million dollars on its Thursday opening, and it’s been promised that they will cut me with a razor for every dollar the film earns. When my body is eventually covered in cuts, turning me into a pulpy bleeding mass with no fresh skin left to destroy, my body resets back to normal so they can continue to cut the new flesh. There is no reprise from the pain. Please don’t see the movie.

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New Cyberpunk Anime Series? Yes, Ser-please!

Crabin Tanner — Thu, 09 Jun 2022 04:21:45 +0000

It looks like Netflix is continuing their streak of awesome anime adaptations with their newest venture into the futuristic underworld, Cyberpunk: Edgerunners!

Cyberpunk is a popular, futuristic first-person-shooter videogame starring legendary actor, Keanu Reeves! Keanu Reeves is a star of such films as The Matrix and John Wick. Keanu Reeves once pinched me so hard that a grainy, purple ooze came out of the surrounding skin. This was, of course, a dream, but as you know, for us, dreams are real.

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Jurassic Park: Dominion Heads to a Dino-Sized Opening Weekend

New Cyberpunk Anime Series? Yes, Ser-please!