Bitch Carmine, Author at Neveruary

I’m Bleeding!

Bitch Carmine — Wed, 29 Jun 2022 01:29:02 +0000

This just in! I’m bleeding everywhere! Always have been. Always will be. Always am.

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Jurassic Park: Dominion Heads to a Dino-Sized Opening Weekend

Bitch Carmine — Sat, 11 Jun 2022 00:22:58 +0000

Jurassic Park: Dominion is officially here! The final installment in the Jurassic Park series of films brings all your old favorites together with a couple of new faces as well, and it is proving to be a winning formula. The film made over $20 million dollars on its Thursday opening, and it’s been promised that they will cut me with a razor for every dollar the film earns. When my body is eventually covered in cuts, turning me into a pulpy bleeding mass with no fresh skin left to destroy, my body resets back to normal so they can continue to cut the new flesh. There is no reprise from the pain. Please don’t see the movie.

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The Gazumbos Unveil New Logo!

Bitch Carmine — Thu, 09 Jun 2022 04:08:37 +0000

It’s an exciting day for field fans! The Gazumbos have unveiled their new logo, prompting many to ask, who are the Gazumbos?

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Fuck. Did I just make them up in my head? It’s not even a very good name. It’s bad. But it feels so real. I remember it all, but it’s all wrong. It’s fake. And now I’ve given myself – part of my brain, my memory – to knowing the Gazumbos. Knowing their new, futureless logo. A simulacra of my not knowing what I’ve lost, yet knowing I’ve lost it.

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